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Saque de puerta. Sanchí­s, Alkorta, pasa a Sanchí­s, Alkorta. Saque de banda. Centra, corre por
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la banda, regatea, Alkorta, Sanchí­s, el árbitro dicta fuera de banda, saque, centra Alkorta
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y uy! mano! mano involuntaria de Sanchí­s. Realiza el saque Alkorta, aligera el saque, dispone
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la siguiente jugada el capitán del equipo que junto al entrenador acuerdan la sustitución.
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Sale Alkorta, lo sustituye Sanchí­s, que se juega esta noche su pase a otro equipo y el pago
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de la del sharlet que se ha comprado en el prado, y no sabe qué hacer, los tacos de sus
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botas pisan fieramente el verde del césped, que no puede tener otro color, y el aluminio
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pelado en ellos brilla como diciendo aquí­ me juego el pan de mis hijos, el de mi mujer,
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el de la puta presentadora de televisión con la que maldito el dí­a en que me lié, que me
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está sacando los cuartos y no sé siquiera si me tiene algo de estima, como tampoco sé en
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qué mierda piensa el presidente del club, ése tí­o vuelcatrenes que
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mecagoensuputamadrequetepariócabróneldí­aquetepille a ver dónde acaba todo ésto.
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Vuelve a sacar Sanchí­s, hoy parece que no es su dí­a, dispara Alkorta, los jugadores se
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apelotonan, como los intereses del pago de los Ferraris, poco capital, muchos intereses,
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botellazo que recibe Alkorta, disparo sin duda de algún espectador humano, éstos tí­os me
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ponen nervioso, son unos flojos, venga ya a jugar como Dios manda, si és que no valéis
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para nada sinvergüenzas, gandules anda que si fuera yo el presidente y no ése putero os
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í­bais a enterar, renueva el saque de banda Sanchí­s, centra la porterí­a, fuera saque de banda,
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mucha tensión en la porterí­a, el marido de la portera le pide algunos cuartos para un
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cafelito, el pobre parado, que se lo juega todo a las máquinas y se gasta lo que le sale.
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Expulsión simultánea de Sanchis y Alkorta y fin del partido con la clasificación en cuartos de
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final de la liguilla de los supercampeones de la Recopa del Recopón de la Supercopa de
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Europa. Bienvenidos. Buenas Noches.
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9 Comments

  1. Se trataba en origen de un modestí­simo (modestí­simo) ejercicio caligramático, pero se vé que el jefe J. no ha conseguido enjaretar los márgenes (no le culpo, era un latazo verdadero, mis disculpas).

    Cierto, querido amigo Cosmo: mal por el fúrgol, no tengo ni puta idea de fútbol. El compañero Fargo podrá acreditar que mientras él y sus hermanos, y amigos, se divertí­an con las zapatetas y cabriolas de cualquier gazmoño jurbolista, yo me dedicaba a aporrear de forma desmañada la guitarra.

    Saludos y despenalizaciones!

  2. Cierto más que cierto…

    Por cierto, el Terminator es el 1º.

    Salsaludos fargo.

  3. No era aquí­ el tema del Terminator. Pero tiés razón, vesino.

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